Friday, March 4, 2011

4 Large Men With Six Long Wraps

Wrap and Roll:
The Long and Hard Challenge
Here at Heartichokers we pride ourselves in finding not only the best food, but the best candidates to consume said food. In today’s episode we find ourselves and a merry combination of both.
No food has proven to rise up to the Heartichoker standard as brilliantly as the Wrap and Roll. Specifically, their undeniably beasty Philly Cheese Steak Roll. A feisty combination of beef, cheese, and assorted spices, wrapped in your classic burrito, and deep fried to suit the real mans diet.
True, deep frying has come to be common place in the world of fatty foods, however un like ice cream and oreos, the deep fried burritos find themselves unique, in that the the oils, and fat which ussually drip out of cheese, and the other natural substances inside burritos, are held inside. Whatsmore, their flavor, and all around beasty fattitude, is doubled, by the deep frying process.
Now you may ask. How could this 7 inch roll, deep fried as it may be, hold a candle to the monstrosities previously served on Heartichokers? Well, it takes a real man to appreciate the Wrap and Roll Philly Cheese Steak, but it takes a Heartichoker to appreciate 7. That’s right, 7, 7 inch Burritos, stacked together to provide the classic and undeniably fatty experience, unique to all Heartichoker meals.
In the search for Real Men, or should I say, True Heartichokers, our staff found, and filmed, 4 of the most real men found in Ateneo Today. Basket Ball Team B’s Frantz Dy and Jervis tan, are athletes first, and Die Hard Food Enthusiasts second. Chiyo Raymundo, having been raised under the founders of Burgoo, knows nothing of the will to stop devouring fast foods. Our final Contestant? Kirk Long. Half man, Half White.
The battle of heartichoker supremacy took the pace of a long distance marathon. Though many expected the relentless Frantz Dy, or the largely popular Kirk Long to take the cake, it would be the unstoppable stomach and appetite of one Jervis Tan that would capture the title, of Heartiest Heartichoker.

Special thanks to Wrap N Roll for providing the wraps and congratulations for winning the JSEC challenge! Missed a chance to try out their delicious wraps? Catch them at JSEC starting this summer till next year, school year 2011-2012!!



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