Man VS Burger

Sometimes there is a need for man to prove his superiority around the world, even if it involves challenges to be made. This time, man takes on a different challenge. A challenge that does not require the use of weapons nor fighting ability, but requires the ability to eat fast, really fast. Today, man challenges a burger! In a battle that changes reality, man must finish eating a monster burger made up of 2 half pound patties within 4 minutes. Who will win this epic battle? Watch the video below to see the result!

SUGGEST A CHALLENGE

Heatichokers will now take challenges from different establishments every other week! If there's anything you want to see us demolish or see us demolished by, feel free to let us know about it!

Feel free to suggest recipes and future atrocities.

Feel free to suggest your own recipes and atrocities! We'll do episodes on them as often as we can!

The Atrocity

Classic Filipino favorites such as Crisy Pata, Lechon Kawali and Pork Sisig all have one thing in common, an incredibly high DELICIOUS amount of fat content. And what do you get when you couple these three gods of pork dishes with perfectly seasoned Adobo Rice? You end up with... The Atrocity. Something utterly wicked, brutal and barbaric (from Merriam-webster itself) that would be happy to both torture and please you at the same time.

Note: No hearts and other important organs were that badly hurt in the making of this atrocious beast of a burrito.


My stomach has never met a foe as wicked as The Atrocity even after 19 years of training myself to consume food left and right. Sadly, The Atrocity was able to conquer me. Despite slaying the beast, my stomach couldn't handle the wounds and had to.. puke. Awesome.
-Whitezilla

McCrapBang

What happens when you get a Big Mac and a Double Down then combine it into one? You will get a "McCrapBang"! This unholy dish is made up of 2 boneless chickens, 2 burger patties, veggies, bacon, cheese, and buns. At first sight, this dish may seem disgusting or even too dangerous to eat but let's take the words from the slayers who risked their arteries for entertainment.





When I first saw the McCrapBang, it was bigger than what I expected it would be. As I took my first bite, it was like heaven was in my mouth. I couldn't believe that it actually tasted good! With each bite, it tasted even better. The only problem was that I couldn't enjoy eating it since it was made into a race. Both of us finished eating it in less than three minutes. I recommend people to try this out but make sure you have no medical conditions just to be safe. It was an AWESOME dish! I can't wait to try it out again next time.

- Mr. Awesome

The McCrapBang, a mixture of two gigantic burgers, is for the lack of a better term, amazingly 110% kick ass  awesome!  Trying to  compress the monster, I had to take my time to  open my jaw so that it would fit. Once it hit my tongue, it was a flurry of flavors. Mostly oil, but  a variety of flavors none the less. The chicken was moist and salty, the burger patties were beefy, and the bacon just drew out all the flavor of the cheese. The McCrapBang didn't seem all that crappy, well atleast not till they told us it was a race. This is a great meal for 208 pesos. It's heavy, oily, and WILL STAY IN YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM for a few hours. Wonder what's on the menu next week?

-That Tall Guy