Ep 3. My Big Piece of Meat

Meat.
The Sub That Should Be.
Here at heartichokers we take a sense of pride in creativity, and invest a dire amount of passion into our endevours. However, none of our past projects hold a candle, to the beasty monstoristy that is the Big Meat. It is the marriage of oil, fat, cow and a labor of love produced only by those capable of feeling for the food they make. An amalgamation of 15 burger patties, two pork chops, one bag of mushrooms, one pack of bacon, one block of cheese, and dare I say? A shit load of oil.
The process of its creation was an endeavor most surprising to the heatichokers staff. Having never fried so many meats in one pan, the staff was forced to enduldge, and pour cup after cup of oil into the mixture, in an attempt to deep fry the said meats. Our pioneer staff of innovative young gentlemen expected the oil to simply come to a boil, and fry what was inside. However, God willed otherwise, and the oil was absorbed into the meats, as if the universe itself was screaming HEARTICHOKE.
Without doubt, and without fear, our brave staff took each bite knowing truly, that each oil chomp brought them closer to meeting their maker. However, as it was Gods Good Will, he did not take our brave souls on this day. Rather he blessed them once again with the gift of HEARTICHOKE.
Diego Nepumuceno, is well feared in the Jiu Jitsu circuit as both a submission specialist, and a general all around Bad Ass Mofo, however, to this day, he has yet to have an opponent as beastly and as die hard, as the Big Meat.
He confides to the Heartichoker Public:
“So much oil… So much Goodness… It was almost too much.”
Chino Santos, an ex Babble Lifter, and all around Sexy Beast furthers the point by stating “What we did today was Divine. But like most things divine, It held both an un wavering beauty… and a godly wrath to which I can attest…”
Both men are now heralded today as heroes of the Heartichoker experience. Their Sons shall be hailed for their fathers courage, as what was done on this day, surpasses time and memorial, as the biggest meat ever meated by a meat eating meat eater.
We salute you. You fine. Fine Young Gentlemen.