McCrapBang

What happens when you get a Big Mac and a Double Down then combine it into one? You will get a "McCrapBang"! This unholy dish is made up of 2 boneless chickens, 2 burger patties, veggies, bacon, cheese, and buns. At first sight, this dish may seem disgusting or even too dangerous to eat but let's take the words from the slayers who risked their arteries for entertainment.





When I first saw the McCrapBang, it was bigger than what I expected it would be. As I took my first bite, it was like heaven was in my mouth. I couldn't believe that it actually tasted good! With each bite, it tasted even better. The only problem was that I couldn't enjoy eating it since it was made into a race. Both of us finished eating it in less than three minutes. I recommend people to try this out but make sure you have no medical conditions just to be safe. It was an AWESOME dish! I can't wait to try it out again next time.

- Mr. Awesome

The McCrapBang, a mixture of two gigantic burgers, is for the lack of a better term, amazingly 110% kick ass  awesome!  Trying to  compress the monster, I had to take my time to  open my jaw so that it would fit. Once it hit my tongue, it was a flurry of flavors. Mostly oil, but  a variety of flavors none the less. The chicken was moist and salty, the burger patties were beefy, and the bacon just drew out all the flavor of the cheese. The McCrapBang didn't seem all that crappy, well atleast not till they told us it was a race. This is a great meal for 208 pesos. It's heavy, oily, and WILL STAY IN YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM for a few hours. Wonder what's on the menu next week?

-That Tall Guy